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my diet is 2/3 coffee and 1/3 the blood of my enemies.

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everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny


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mazkanata:

carrie fisher may not be on this earth anymore but she still has the biggest dick energy of them all and that’s a Fact


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vos:

me: *summons a demon*

demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?

me: girls night?

demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!


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